Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Lenin?


I really laugh at this picture of Lenin wooing the crowd. If you look closely at the crowd it kind of seems they are waving him away. He is probably saying some generic stuff like "If we continue production we will be able to feed a third of the population!" Or "God Damn Russia is a huge ASS Country!" Or maybe "Siberia has been given to the Americans!!!!!!!!!!!" Regardless of what the man is saying, I really hope what he is saying is somewhat important. Its a shame if he is up there to say We will introduce a new hair care line. Because we all know he needed it. But The sad part of this all is an attempt by the United states to make Lenin into a household commodity.






I am not going to make these crazy connections, without first thinking about it. When i found this one, I was blown away by the seer massiveness of this connection that goes unheard in our Culture. And who knew Lenin would be a face people would see 80 years after his death. They have made this man into an icon that every household has seen. When I show this connection don't throw a fit. You have the right to know the truth! and the truth is Lenin is nothing more than the Gerber baby!!!!







If you compare the two pictures Lenin is made into baby Lenin and then put onto baby formula. I almost shit myself when I found this out. You have little babies and grown ass people associating Lenin with the Gerber baby but not seeing this connection. I am not going to lie, I was fooled too. I was looking at his picture years ago and I was like "man, that dude looks so familiar." And it was hard to accept that this man was in deed Lenin. It took many many years for me to realize it was actually Lenin. I had to decondtion my programed mind and finally I was able to say "That Russian Man is Lenin! Not the Gerber Baby!!!" I am not going to lie, America is good. They took that revolutionary man and made him into an Icon. What Baby knows who Lenin is?????????? I mean its horrible. And now because of this they can introduce New Che hats, Castro(oil), New Peoples' Army( Jeans). Shame on you Shame on you

Monday, November 26, 2007

Da Future

I can't materialize what needs to be written, yet through words and my body I can express. This blog is my attempt to lay down how I see the world. Which I have come to believe is Fun, Wrong, and just Sad alot of the time. I mean I laugh at Hitler in his array of photos that show a man trying to wield a crowd. I say its Wrong what he did to the world, and its just Sad that someone like that had to show up in the universe. Even though people may have different views on everything pertaining to life, this is my view of what should be right, wrong, Fun, and Sad. At times I may be wrong but hey i am human and you will get over whatever I say. Its still a fact I love you all but can't stand you in large groups and I will chat with you if I have alot of things to do. So lets have some fun, mainly bubbles fun!

Thursday, November 8, 2007

New York Times! Oh So FUN!!!

I really hope people can see this picture. In case you cannot here is a brief description. Pat Robertson decides to endorse Rudy Giuliani's campaign for president. As crucial as this may seem its a complete farce. Rudy just want to tap into some resources that are as exhausted as his face. For instance, Who's grand idea was it to buy and place three flags right next to each other. I am not a buyer of flags but I looked online to see if I could purchase three flags for my walk from the parking lot to school. I feel it will bring out the color of my skin as it accents the sidewalk gray. While looking for some flags I noticed they are all made in America. Holy shit, i finally came across an American made, for American consumers, product. I was pretty stoked on this so I called my Dad to let him know I found a flag that was American made for the house back in Texas. Little did i know, Rudy's flags are part of a perfectly planned strategy to make him seem more American.

What I failed to see was that him and Pat were 6 hours into there new botox injections. If you look around Pats face, you will see that his muscles have not relaxed. You would think in the 1,000 or so pictures, they would would find something better, but thats not true! His face was permanently like this for the whole press conference. And poor Rudy ended up looking like this dude.


Besides that you would think they could have spent a little less on the flags on more on a campaign logo. Rudy! Now thats very original. Let me point out the first, and only, Rudy, America loves.

That's the real Rudy and Rudy G can't replace him.

On a real note! This is dumb, Pat Roberston supporting Rudolph G. both of these men have as much class as my missing tooth. (My tooth is at the bottom of some trash in pieces).

bubbles over and out

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

Test Test 1.2.3....


Hey this is a test from the very best, Bubbles!!!!!!!!!!!!